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http://acoupletshort.tumblr.com/post/97563807900

celeryaneffigy:

acoupletshort:

celeryaneffigy:

also a little update for acoupletshort here: they didn’t put the floors right down on the…floors… they put something green in between! well, probably more like teal, actually…

Goodness me, that sounds very floor-y and…

a discussion on sexual orientation
me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:*overhears from front of class*
professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:....
me:....
me:....
professor:it should be polyerosy

phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

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http://celeryaneffigy.tumblr.com/post/97296902997/acoupletshort-celeryaneffigy-i-never-realize

acoupletshort:

celeryaneffigy:

I never realize how odd it is that all our plastic bags are folded into neat triangles until an outsider comes along and asks for a plastic bag and just stares at the strange triangle I’m handing them

It’s a little peculiar, I admit, but it’s a space…

I have yet to convert my parents to this glorious method, so at their house, you can tell which bags I brought home. I do not understand how they can not be converted!

acoupletshort:

celeryaneffigy:

OMG

worker dude: hey lady, do you know what this wire does? 

me: ……………………………………there’s a wire under the floor? 

worker dude: yeah -points-

me: I have no idea what that does

worker dude: WELL it’s wildly against code, so I’m…gonna remove it

me: yeah go for it dude

worker dude: if something stops working, then…you know why

me: ………………good to know!

http://acoupletshort.tumblr.com/post/97299848805

celeryaneffigy:

acoupletshort:

celeryaneffigy:

acoupletshort:

celeryaneffigy:

omg they keep talking about the floors, and they’re just like, “WHAT IS THIS SHIT,” and I’m going to burst out laughing at some point

He sounded so absolutely DONE when I spoke to him…

I genuinely wish I could have been there for this.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

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