In my grandmother’s day, you wouldn’t expect your husband to fulfill the same need in you as your sister, or girlfriends, or colleagues at work. You’d have different needs met by different people. Now we want all our needs met by one person, and I don’t believe that’s possible.

(Source: gifsboom)

Alfonso Ribeiro does “The Carlton” on DWTS x

(Source: communified)

It is likely I will die next to a pile of things I was meaning to read.

sortedfood:

luvemishacollins:

The chefs of sorted in:

VEGAN PISTACHIO AND DARK CHOCOLATE FUDGE: EYECANDY

Yessssss… eyeCandy gifs are coming in! Need more of these :) 

markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

markruffalo:

blogginglikecrazy:

i literally cant get over this 

I literally can’t get over this either. I mean, it’s Paul Rudd!

(Source: tone212)

http://acoupletshort.tumblr.com/post/97563807900

celeryaneffigy:

acoupletshort:

celeryaneffigy:

also a little update for acoupletshort here: they didn’t put the floors right down on the…floors… they put something green in between! well, probably more like teal, actually…

Goodness me, that sounds very floor-y and…

a discussion on sexual orientation
me:*explaining various sexual orientations to a classmate*
classmate:wait, what's polyamory?
me:well, it's when someone has more than one intimate relationship at a time with the knowledge and consent of everyone involved.
professor:*overhears from front of class*
professor:that is d i s g u s t i n g
me:*defensively* um, actually, no it's--
professor:how DARE they put a greek prefix on a latin root like that?! What right do they have to decimate my beautiful antiquated languages?!?! GREEK AND LATIN DO NOT FRATERNIZE THIS IS LIKE THAT STUPID ROMANTIC SUBPLOT BETWEEN THAT DWARF AND THAT ELF IN THE DESOLATION OF SMAUG NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
me:....
me:....
me:....
professor:it should be polyerosy

phosphorae:

clearbay:

I LOVE ORDERING THINGS FROM ONLINE ITS LIKE SOMEONE SENT YOU A PRESENT BUT YOU SENT YOURSELF THAT PRESENT 

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