I’m not sure which is worse: intense feeling, or the absence of it.

ofbeastsandthings:

mymindpalaceisatardis:

Britain in a GIFset.

This is the most accurate thing in the history of ever.

(Source: sunshineanderson)

I’m someone who’s mostly dead inside but still has a little hope for something extraordinary, which, as I said, is the worst breed of human, because it means I know everything is bullshit, but that I secretly hope for the day when it might not be.
I can’t stand it to think my life is going so fast and I’m not really living it.
http://celeryaneffigy.tumblr.com/post/83418029757/brainspam-celeryaneffigy-brainspam

brainspam:

celeryaneffigy:

brainspam:

celeryaneffigy:

okay I need to either work or post, I can’t just sit here, and I shouldn’t post, in other words, I need to work

I wish I could dislike this post.

……………….wait do I owe you a post, are you getting a free posting…

Sorry I spooked you!

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters
I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story
"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 
….FOR SCIENCE!”

thesonicscrew:

erikalynae:

faelan01:

ahahagerman:

Europe according to penis size

YEAH, OKAY NOOOO, STOP THIS FRANCE, IT’S PENIS, NOT THE EIFFEL

It took me awhile to work out that this was in centimeters

I was like what the fuck Europe

how was this study carried out though, that’s the real story

"LET US MEASURE YOUR WILLY GOOD SIR! 

….FOR SCIENCE!”

pembroke:

my problems are as such

  • i don’t have any skills that would make me useful to starfleet
  • starfleet doesn’t exist

celeryaneffigy:

brainspam:

celeryaneffigy:

okay I need to either work or post, I can’t just sit here, and I shouldn’t post, in other words, I need to work

I wish I could dislike this post.

……………….wait do I owe you a post, are you getting a free posting pass with that giant “censored” image that you put up, because I am inclined to accept it against my better judgment, even though I knew it was coming, it made me laugh a lot

No, no, I was just disliking the whole idea of working instead of posting. It’s the principle of the matter.